Old folks homes are better

Dating a drill instructors daughter

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Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool. When my Agent Orange starts acting up, the voices in my head frequently tell me to clean the guns as I wait for you to bring my daughter home. Rule Five It is usually understood that in order for us to get to know each other, we should talk about sports, politics, and other issues of the day. Rule Two You do not touch my daughter in front of me. If you make her cry, I will make you cry.

If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up. As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear, and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget. Places where there are no parents, policemen, or nuns within eyesight. If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.

The camouflaged face at the window is mine. Places where there is dancing, holding hands, or happiness. This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter.

You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. Rule Seven As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear, and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget. As soon as you pull into the driveway you should exit your car with both hands in plain sight. My daughter is putting on her makeup, a process that can take longer than painting the Golden Gate Bridge. You do not touch my daughter in front of me.

It is usually understood that in order for us to get to know each other, we should talk about sports, politics, and other issues of the day. Places where there is darkness. Rule Nine Do not lie to me. You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object. Let me elaborate, when it comes to sex, I am the barrier, and I will kill you.

Speak the perimeter password, announce in a clear voice that you have brought my daughter home safely and early, then return to your car - there is no need for you to come inside. Rule Three I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. On issues relating to my daughter, I am the all-knowing, merciless god of your universe. Old folks homes are better.

Places where there is darkness